Be careful, I might give you brain damage.

Hello and welcome to another piece of sh*t blog, that is trying to be funny.
I don't know how you got here and I don't really care, as long as you find this idiocy to your liking.
As an introduction I'll tell you a joke:
What's the difference between unloading a truck filled with dead babies and a truck filled with sand?
You can use a pitchfork with the babies.
If this joke was a bit too much, you should brace yourself as lots more await.

Just so you know, you can always ask questions in the comments and I will try and answer in my next publication.
Now go and read the next one, you might just like it.
No, there is no subliminal message in this publication.